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THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


LOBSTERS - really don't want to be boiled alive and eaten... But they're just being shellfish.




Mens Nite Out -


TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:41 pm
BTW: Kids, don't go looking for you parents p***o stash... J-J-Just-Just don't!
NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:37 pm
The story of "Three Men & a 'Lady'"...
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm
Priceless!


IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.


TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Insaniac

GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! d***, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!


BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




SORRY - it would be rude if we didn't appologize


TAGS: sorry bomb
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

maoworks2 - November 1, 2011, 8:21 am
o k but only till 21 12 12
crankyhead - November 1, 2011, 1:22 am
P.E.I.? =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2011, 7:04 pm
Woah,woah....That would destroy a lot of strippers and drugs, Can't we find a compromise...?
maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 4:06 pm
Drop that right on Quebec


WORLD'S LARGETS DOG - or, world's largest Korean buffet?


TAGS: sorry but koreans eat dogs
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
hehehehe
Bartimaeus - October 16, 2009, 11:12 pm
lol Make that poster and submit it.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:10 pm
Korean eat dogs Chinese eat cats French eat frogs and American eat **** And everybody eat stereotypes !
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 10:40 pm
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICEMAN - October 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Dyslexia is a bithc.


A HORSE LOVER'S APOLOGY - AND BACK-TAKER


TAGS: sorry
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ughomer



SORRY - Because of the economy Life can't just go around and give out lemons anymore. $4.12 a lemon


TAGS: lemon life economy sorry
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by EssenceOfJester

Airman - May 5, 2010, 11:39 am
LOL


IT'S SO SIMPLE -


TAGS: love story divorce say sorry
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by caveman

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 12:22 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome... :)


NIGHTMARES - Don't read this poster if you're scared of spiders. Oh, sorry.




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: twas a sorry end to that guy
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

AingealVanHelsing - September 13, 2010, 7:32 am
Could never go too far, and I would definitely still hit that :)
thatonechick - August 23, 2010, 4:18 pm
LMAO Imma cut you! :P
Chompers - August 23, 2010, 10:44 am
I'd hit that.


canada -


TAGS: sorry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

steve1961 - August 23, 2015, 4:09 pm
"Canada was such a quiet neighbor...mostly kept to themselves...Who knew they would finally lose it and unleash all those rabid beavers across the world?"
lcraver - August 23, 2015, 3:01 pm
yeah Canada says sorry nearly as often as Japan!
maoworks2 - August 23, 2015, 11:35 am
Quebec Sucks The Bag !!
Bandit5906 - June 1, 2015, 8:43 pm
Wait! You can't even rule Quebec.
maoworks2 - June 1, 2015, 1:54 pm
That's Right I Mean Left Oh Well 5 L'S A .
JesusWept - June 1, 2015, 1:34 pm
Same here. I'm Swedish lol
Reality Lord - June 1, 2015, 12:44 pm

....Canadians are known as an apologetic people....we say "sorry" often
mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 9:03 am
Well, at least y'all be very polite and quiet about it! LOL! Excellent, RL! 5L
JesusWept - June 1, 2015, 6:15 am
Why would we be sorry? Better Canada than China.


APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.


TAGS: nixon sorry watergate apologies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:20 pm
Idealism vs realism. Great poster
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 12:54 pm
The Big ***k.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Ooh, ta very much.
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

so true, great poster
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:18 pm
Ya I Remember !


MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
f***er....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an s*d
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


TIDE -


TAGS: sorry japan crankyhead
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:29 am
LOL
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:36 pm
LOL! Now we know who washes all the delicates in space's house!
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:35 pm
Bold. (with color safe bleach) 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:02 pm
yep, you do.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
Crap.... moooo said it already. I suck.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
WEll played, cranky!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 12:55 am
Well played. 5.


NOW THERE IS A WEAPON! - I love the smell of bacon in the morning... Smells like... BACON!


TAGS: bacon grenade sorry rerun but sooooo nice
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Chef

forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
72 piglets (or calves) are safed for you... ;)
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ummm, the Oy vey in the PM is an odd merging of the mind. I did it before I read this
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
Oy vey... rerun... always the martyr.
rerun - June 22, 2010, 7:47 pm

It is an explosion of goodness in my tummy. I will sacrifice myself and take this one for the team. Remember, I do this with love in my heart....and cholesterol in my veins
Derek - June 22, 2010, 7:34 pm
Would it cause Muslims and Jews to run from a grenade faster?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 7:20 pm
it just blasts your belt...


BLOOD SPATTER -


TAGS: sorry about babe now where were we
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Shottyz - October 11, 2010, 6:52 am
Classic... 5L
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:57 am

had the flu a week back dude...good luck with it....5L'd
BoneCD - October 11, 2010, 12:13 am
Glad you enjoyed it pzykosiz & Cubby...And I do have a touch of the flu Cubby...hahahahaha
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
well, it's always good to prioritise. 5L's
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL...sick bastard 5/5


LOST LOVE -


TAGS: emotiona lost sorry broken alone
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - May 31, 2012, 3:59 am
Lol, not sure how my wife will feel about that but I'll ask
tellitlikeitis - May 30, 2012, 10:55 pm
Wow... powerful and so sad. Marry me.


APOLOGY -


TAGS: apology sorry undo life
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 6:50 am
Bah... My ignorance tries to kill me again... Still, I understand what you say except it's still slightly difficult to read... :)
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:06 am
Rick69, actually the creative use of depth of field in the ph**o makes it visually interesting in my opinion...
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:04 am
Great message, 5L
Rick69 - April 21, 2012, 12:00 pm
Heh he... Cheers... Beautiful penmanship; not so beautiful ph**ographing skills... :)
GaryO - April 21, 2012, 11:52 am
Now I see this…………. 5 sorry lions for the 20/20 hindsight
tellitlikeitis - April 21, 2012, 8:58 am
Very nice Rick.
Rick69 - April 21, 2012, 4:36 am
Cheers... Didn't think you would say this, though...
spypengen - April 20, 2012, 11:26 pm
I know some people who should learn this truth 5L


LIKE FATHER LIKE SON - Crap!!!! Sorry Son.




PORK - Formerly known as Porky Pig.




EMPTINESS -


TAGS: sorry bout that mr chalmers but the cat has since fessed up
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Sean

5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 2:34 am
The Kraken will only be released in times of extreme strife.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:46 am
OK..OK I'm sorry....just don't sic your sister on me.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:36 am
(sigh) Ok, I guess I have to break out the raccoon with daddy issues that exacerbate the rabies and distemper infections.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:25 am
I see your pit-bull and raise you a 17 year flatulent terrier poodle cross with bad breath and Mommy issues.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:00 am
I see your fugitive pooch and raise you one really vicious Pit
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:37 am
Ok, THAT tears it! Both yous guys take a hoof in the festnairas outta petty cash. Yous nooks has earned it.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:34 am
nearby. I think they are going to catch her in a day it two. Thanks for asking.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:33 am
Not yet, but there is hope. The fugitive pooch's den/base of fugitive pooch operations has been found. My guess is that the search team is getting close to catching her. There is also reason to believe that she had a reliable source of food ...
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 12:28 am
must be all the cats he hangs with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 11:43 pm
Sean has yet to get lucky with the dog. (Pun intended)
5150monkeylove - April 17, 2011, 11:36 pm
Any luck?
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:28 am
Good night Bone. Night night Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:19 am
Well the steakout continues, but my shift is over. Someone else 'll have to unite Chelsea with her owner, who happens to be a little old lady whose husband passed away last year. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:41 am
Touche
spacedog - April 17, 2011, 2:23 am
That would be cannibalism wouldn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:12 am
What kinda steak?...I'm willing to play doggie.....It can't be that cold there.....we're slowly drowning in melt water.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 2:04 am
I got another hour to go on the doggie steakout (the bait really is steak), and it's good to have you around Moooooooooooooooooooooooo, as I slowly freeze to death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:54 am
I'm having a down day, I'm just glad to see old friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:53 am
It was an act of love....you guys are my "rainy day people"...as Mr Lightfoot put it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Cheers! Go python!
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Now that was totally unnotcalled for.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:44 am
I'll take that as a compliment -- as desperate as that makes me look.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:32 am
Did you mean Iphone or python?...I'm voting for python....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:31 am
Sean and Bone on the same day.....My faith is renewed....you guys both suck Hardcore :)
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:58 am
3 hours into my 5 hour shift and no sign of the perp pooch. Ah well ...
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Hey, where was that stray cat when you needed him most, eh? *sigh*
BoneCD - April 17, 2011, 12:39 am
Humane Trap: When my wife got me drunk and stuck me in front of her Rabbi and asked me if I wanted another drink. I said "I do"...and the rest is history.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:43 pm
the stray cat that just sauntered past doesn't set the d*** thing off.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:42 pm
As I type this I am literally on a stakeout. There is a Burnese Mountain dog that ran away from a doggie daycare and has been on the loose for 3 months. I am in a car near a ravine keeping an eye on the (humane) trap. Me and my iPhone are hoping ...
The Goat - October 5, 2009, 6:29 pm
Any reasonably cute Corgi gets an automatic 5 lions from me!
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:03 am
Excellent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:02 am
Mhm. Watching you, son...
Sean - October 5, 2009, 12:01 am
He got a little high on the ol' catnip and admitted the whole d*** thing. Completely volutary.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
A feline fall-guy, Sean? For shame.
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
Not really. The cat staged the whole thing. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
You did what you hadda do. 5L


BREAKUPS - Its not me, its you.


TAGS: sorry
Rating: 3/5

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INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....




CONSOLATION -




RELIGION -


TAGS: agnostic sorry mpoooo ramrod
Rating: 4.56/5

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jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:47 pm
Well Said, well worth 5L


EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


ANGER - it's neither created nor conserved but only changed from one form to another




PROMISES - are often made too readily and to some people they mean EVERYTHING. Once they are broken, SORRY means nothing.


TAGS: broken promise sorry means nothing
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - May 13, 2012, 10:57 pm
5orry actually hurts when promises mean everything


FIND SOMEONE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE - Walk into them. Say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!




HEROES -




MAC & C.H.E.E.S.E. - Too bad for Joey! His robot sidekick turned out to be Anti- and not Pro-Mac!




CUTE PIG - Sorry, won't save you from the butcher.




TUNNEL BAIT - This is it.


TAGS: tunnel bait sorry guys
Rating: 2.33/5

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LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
Powdered soap. Why? It takes longer to pick up when you drop it...
waldobaby - April 21, 2009, 8:59 pm
Why are these two standing on a wet VINYL TILE floor with a bar of soap? Can't they find a shower?


SAYING "I'M SORRY" - Is the same as saying "I apologize"... except at a funeral.


TAGS: funeral sorry apology saying words
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - April 4, 2012, 2:49 pm
5L
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:56 am
Closed casket? Whatever needs apologizing for must have been a doozy.


MRS CUBBYBEAR -


TAGS: bonecd tribute sorry cubby it had to be done
Rating: 4.36/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 6:04 am
LMAO rerun...excellent 5 I wouldn't do that to you Cubby Poodles
Cubbybear - June 13, 2010, 12:34 am
But she always came back to Cubby for the sauce!


WHATS SHAKIN -


TAGS: sorry mjf and sorry haiti
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - November 5, 2010, 3:58 pm
these guys are getting hit by a hurricane now
iamnuff - April 15, 2010, 8:39 pm
5 shaken lions
SiliconMage - April 6, 2010, 10:20 pm
A 7.7 quake hit in Indonesian today. Show the power of Motifakes like this.
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 2:24 pm
I wait a month, then 3 days later it happens
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 8:39 am
7.2 quake in Mexico just a little bit ago. Um, bad timing. LoL But 5L anyway.
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 10:43 pm
thanks aggy
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:37 pm
(the "Magnificent" comment was from me... not sure why the name blanked. I stand by my praise.
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 7:20 pm
there's worse addictions
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
It's ok man, were all in the same boat. At least we've got each**her *sob*
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 12:53 pm
*tear* the pain of reality
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 12:51 pm
Yeah, right...
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 12:49 pm
P.S. i was kidding about my life
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 12:49 pm
I know,eh! Mother nature should suck it up. my life now revolves around motifake, so should mother nature
thatonechick - April 2, 2010, 12:37 pm
Bummer, CANADA. Having no major natural disasters can really mess up a good motifake idea! :P LoL
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 12:35 pm
Thanks guys. I was waiting for another earthquake to post this but there hasn't been one in a month since i made this poster
Airman - April 2, 2010, 11:19 am
amazing. I give 5 shaky ones, and I will see you all in hell
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:59 am
LMAO! 5 evil belly laughs.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:40 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! See you in hell CANADA +5
Jmac0585 - April 2, 2010, 10:04 am
Oh... Mr.Canada... Right this way we have the extra-h** room reserved for your eternity... 5L, though. Does that mean I'll be next door?
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 9:35 am
AMAZAZING Canada! 5L
forseti - April 1, 2010, 11:26 pm
@ lesterinside: I AM RELAXED!!!1111 // taking just the funny side of it - that was my problem before. I though this would be a place of fun and didn't take the warnings seriously... Now (after one week of sadness) i think twice!!*fg*
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
@forseti, relax. Do not take things too seriously, just the funny side of it.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 11:17 pm
forseti, If you would have done this...I'd have fainted...then approved it
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:14 pm
5 deLoreans back to the future! Nice one CA.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 11:12 pm
if this would be my upload it never would get approved! ;)
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 10:59 pm
But go easy on the crude humor, I'm claiming it as my niche
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:55 pm
Pay attention NOObs!! this is humor at a very advanced level!! strive to see the funny in an event, not a pic you found on the interwebs
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 10:50 pm
Thanks GS. wasn't sure if this would get approved or not
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:46 pm
this is so wrong, 5L!!!!


VODKA - If beer is "Liquid Bread" Then Vodka is "Liquid Potatoes" Happy Saint Patrick's Day.


TAGS: sorry for this being late but the point remains
Rating: 3.83/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:47 am
All I found were pics of OMGWTF GRAMMY!?!?!?!?
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
all I got was a bunch of pic's of Sharon Stone
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 6:40 pm
Its supposed to be a beaver......I GOOGLED BEAVER d***T
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 6:32 pm
Dre, Bud, it's not a beaver. Moo+ knows his beaver, and recognized when the first one wasn't either. APT I TELL YOU!!.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 3:45 pm
That is not a beaver...trust me, I know beavers. My Avatar is pre "Avatar"...they stole it from me.
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm a beaver. Anyone ever tell you your avatar reminds them of Avatar? Blue people creep me out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2010, 8:02 am
In what universe Dre?.....you're just a gopher.
DreMagnum - March 20, 2010, 9:25 pm
I dont drink and im better than you mooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2010, 9:14 pm
Because I drink and some of my best friends are drugs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2010, 9:05 pm
Every time someone comes on here and proclaims..."I don't drink" or "I've never done drugs". they come off as believing that they're better than the rest of us.....do you think you're better than us Tree?
rerun - March 20, 2010, 9:01 pm

TH, nobody cares what you think/do/know/etc....just go away and do it now.
ICEMAN - March 20, 2010, 9:00 pm
Hey stickboy, no one cares.
Treehodger - March 20, 2010, 8:53 pm
And before someone asks, no. I don't drink that much either. I've been drunk only a handful of times my life. When I get drunk, I kind of just space out and watch the world go by. Sort of depressing and boring. So I never really got into the sport of it.
Treehodger - March 20, 2010, 8:52 pm
Now, excuse my ignorance here. But I don't drink Vodka. So please explain the "Water of Life"? Is it because it is so clear? Because to be honest, I don't know if all Vodka is this clear or not... I'm more of a Rum / Ale kind of guy. Heh...
phydeaux - March 18, 2010, 11:51 am
Vodka is "Water of Life"


WHITE OR DARK MEAT, CHAMP? -


TAGS: tiger woods sorry brotha but you brought this on yourself
Rating: 3.56/5

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Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:21 am
About LogicDude, I mean.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:21 am
Apparently, Aggy, quite the opposite.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:21 am
I think the press is ridiculous. PErsonal problems, leave him alone. Back in the days of the Rat Pack, they didn't drag all kinds of info out of celebs... the reporters and news had dignity and respect.
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:20 am
didn't know he could stand at a podium
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:19 am
Are we talking about Logicdude?
DreMagnum - February 20, 2010, 1:18 am
He said what he had to say and nothing more. Showed a lot of emotion. Pretty much what i expected
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:17 am
Okay, so what are you guys' thoughts on Tiger's press conference?


STRAIGHTEDGE - a gimmick that no one cares about


TAGS: dood feel sorry for me
Rating: 3.09/5

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Porcelina - January 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
In IL, at least in Chicago, all the kids who claim to be sXe huff gas in their garage.
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:36 pm
Oh, I mentioned the Mic because where I live (IL), the Emos here tend to be into that. They often have mics, I guess to "Be heard". Not sure if that is the same elsewhere though. : /
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 9:35 pm
Judging by the hair, the wrist bands, the crappy attempt to show himself, and the fact he has a mic. I'd say the only "Straightedge" he displays is the one across those wrists at night.
DotDotDot - December 12, 2008, 8:11 pm
Now? Yes... 10yrs ago? Different story.


GUILT - It is perhaps the most painful companion of death.


TAGS: death sorry guilt
Rating: 2.54/5

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flzor - January 21, 2009, 11:38 am
ah.. f***ing emos


Protection nemesis -


TAGS: be safe not sorry
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - May 5, 2014, 10:42 am
GaryO Are You Sure You're Not Me 5 Better Luck Next Time L'S .
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 9:01 am
Next one I kept in the trunk of my 40 Ford model car. Last I saw of it was in and out of Mrs Huber...left it somewhere inside her.....tricky things.
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 8:59 am
Sadly it decomposed one h** summer afternoon while ‘accidently’ showing it off during a baseball game.
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Hey, it was the magic beans, the golden fleece of adolescence in those days. Having one implied you’d been places only imagined.
GaryO - May 5, 2014, 8:57 am
Funny cow….funny funny cow…..I think Goodyear may have had a hand in the material...funny cow.
ughomer - May 5, 2014, 7:46 am
At age 14, were you called "GaryO Trojan" by your pals?
MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:08 am
And there we have it folks...the man that coined the 5L phrase safe ***.
Greybeard - May 5, 2014, 12:19 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2014, 11:28 pm
Wow Gary, 1812 to 1814?!?.....was it sheepskin or papyrus?
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 10:11 pm
Had one in my billfold from 12 to 14…back then it was purely status, like having a zippo lighter…show and tell…’til it finally disintegrated
lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 9:49 pm

I don't know which scenario is sadder: it being tucked forever-new in your wallet; or it being used and stuffed haphazardly in your pocket...5LLLLLs


siberia -




SINCERE APOLOGIES -


TAGS: rick roll sorry
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:38 pm
See? I do go on, from time to time. And on and on. Though Airman's mum really is on death row.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 8, 2011, 10:53 pm
Good to have ya back


OH YEAH! CLEAN THOSE NIPPLES! -


TAGS: sfw sorry
Rating: 4.79/5

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REJECTION -


TAGS: oh sorry you were actually talking about the dog
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm
*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
Cats are Mean animals 5/5


HEAT & VODKA - I should Have Know Better, Again I'm Sorry For The Posting Last Night. Maoworks2.


TAGS: sorry
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - July 14, 2012, 3:29 pm
Thank You .


SPOKE LUBE -


TAGS: sorry to space you out
Rating: 4.53/5

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Greeny - November 14, 2011, 5:46 am
You're welcome Commi3; and thanks for the inspiration
the1stCOMMI3 - November 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
Ya know, when I said "wire do I fit in" in your other poster, I meant it as a joke, but thanks anyways for putting me at the center.


MECHAMOTIFAKER - Programmed for maximum irony capable of downloading at lightning speed but compelled to perfection




MR. MOTIFAKE... ORIGINS - From an early age he knew he was different... Demotivation would be his path!




NIGHT - Not always the best time to catch something.


TAGS: sorry its herpies
Rating: 4.21/5

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Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 10:54 pm
lol Clever. 5/5


FOR HIS DEVOTION TO CHILDREN - Captain Kangaroo received 5 Emmy awards, 3 Peabody awards and a... Wait, the MotiFake Capnkangaroo? Ummmm... 3 restraining orders...


TAGS: capnkangaroo sorry i am late
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - June 14, 2010, 8:37 pm
Just messing with ya' dude. No worries.
Chef - June 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Ummm... thanks Iceman
ICEMAN - June 14, 2010, 8:31 pm
Holy ****!!! Chef finally made a decent Motifake. ;) Well done.
whiteGuy13 - June 14, 2010, 7:35 pm
lol


D I V E R S I T Y - Despite their different styles CapnKangaroo and Cubby have been friends A looooong time




RESTRAINT - There are limits to self-indulgence, none to restraint.” Mahatma Gandhi




MY LAST SUBMISSIONS - Crashed and Burned.


TAGS: sorry ya all i can do better
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:20 am
You must be new....We revel in sick here....It's our life's blood.
mspradlin - June 2, 2010, 9:18 am
Funny Statement....pathetic choice of images, that's just sick....sorry man.


YOUR WIFE - is really hoping that you pass this test. if not she is going to need to buy a couple more.


TAGS: dad sorry life over
Rating: 3.33/5

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phydeaux - January 4, 2010, 4:13 pm
And if I fail it...I get the house, b****!!


HATE - Seek out those with hate in their hearts... expose them everywhere you find them... and beat the sh*t out of those S.O.B.s!




THE REAL MERMAN - His Fossil remains for all to see this special creature who sailed the seas.




ON THE OTHER HAND.... - Oops, sorry




SELF PRAISE - not demotivational not funny (if you're not an insider) WHO CARES?! LET'S VOTE IT UP!


TAGS: sorry this fact demotivates me a little
Rating: 2.37/5

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R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 5:30 pm
I haven't changed my avatar in weeks!
forseti - June 14, 2010, 5:16 pm
Hey everybody! As I said, I love you all. It's nothing personal. And believe me or not, I really like the tribute posters! Also Jake can't change his avatar anymore..*fg* I only think, they should be shown in the forum but not in "public". Don't bother ;)
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:28 am
I would suspect a rise in "roast" posters and an decrease in "tribute" posters on the 29th.
Airman - June 14, 2010, 10:21 am
TTH, easy on the creepy whiny old guy, eh? Hey Forseti, did you not notice there is a new kind of calendar this month. I am sure the roast/tribute is a one time thing. we were each asked if it was ok. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN HAVE MY DAY ON THE 29TH to shine
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 10:06 am
Agreed! I bet you were always picked last for dodgeball Forseti.
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:03 am
Forseti you seem to be slipping back into bad habits! Would you expect the creepy, whiny old man at the end of the lane to be invited to the block party? Earn your place or find another.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 14, 2010, 9:31 am
They were interviewing Americans who were going to the World Cup and asking them to name some players, and a lot of them didn't know any. Why pay all that money to go watch a sport you don't care about? Should have gave their tickets to me!!
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Jurtje banned... this low-score bombing on tributes is going to end, or every one of these users will be banned on the first batch of bombings. If you don't like the topic, don't vote on it. Vote on the quality of the poster, or not at all. Pansies.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:12 am
As long as USA loses, I'll be fine. This isn't a soccer country, and it drives me crazy when idiots chant "USA" when they can't name a single player on the team... and those idiots who boo an "offsides" call just because it was on the USA team. I digress.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:09 am
On a personal note, I am sure I was cheering just as loud as you were, but keep in mind that you beat a geriatric Australia... not a super team. So, that doesn't mean you can dump on the motifake regulars with impunity. If they take the cup, then yes.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:02 am
I respect your opinion, and understand that it may be annoying to those who don't get tribute posters made of them. I also give you high marks for having class. Although you made this poster, you aren't a crybaby that votes them down. That says a lot.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:58 am
And the fact that they get good ratings should tell you that it's important to us... and it has deep meaning to do these tributes. If you don't understand it, then you have no friends of your own.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:56 am
I'm sure you make friends and influence people by telling a crowd of friends that they are wrong for sticking with each other, but here, posters are tributes... a show of affection....
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:53 am
There are over 68,000 posters. Shall we just remove a category of poster (chuck norris, fail, j******t, anime, bikini, food, dogs) everytime someone announces that they don't like that type of motifake?
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:51 am
So, are you unhappy that you weren't on the calendar, or are you against the fact that here, like the rest of the world, we have friends... and we like to show appreciation and respect for our friends, just like we do in real life situations?
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
It's just that I think, some of these pictures should stay in the forum (old discussion, I know). Thirdly: To prove this picture's message, I vote 5 lions! :P
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
Secondly: I don't want to attack someone personally, so please don't even start whining - take it like a woman!! I love you all.
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:07 am
Some thoughts - even if you don't like first postings from the creator... First of all: I want to thank the approver (whoever) to let this pass. You restore hope for me!*g*


FINALLY... - ...we get to see MWLF without that ridiculous helmet.




FLOWERS - they never work so how about a hamster


TAGS: sorry
Rating: 2.1/5

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phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 7:36 pm
naw, I already ate...
rerun - February 26, 2010, 7:23 pm

accepted, LOL


MONEY -


TAGS: yeah well she still makes a lot more money than your sorry ass
Rating: 1.92/5
Torkil The Destroyer - May 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
Dear god she is ugly! Even after all these years of trying to look at her without puking and her plastic surgery she still looks like crap. I would b***f*** a rusty broken canoe before letting me or someone else touch her!


International Women's Day 3/8/16 -


TAGS: sorry for politics important message
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:55 pm
Thanks, Scorp! I'm not real familiar with the Koran, but if a group of idiots were to take parts of the Bible as literally as Sharia does to select parts of the Koran, the results would be the same. I'm against Sharia, not Islam. There's a difference.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:45 pm
Women were put on Earth, so men would have someone to spoil, pamper, love, honor, cherish, RESPECT and adore. The Holy Koran notes that "God will tally every tear that your woman sheds, and you will account for ALL of them."
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 2:39 pm
Thanks, JW!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2016, 2:25 pm
I'm sure Trump will have them dressing nicer with just a few nukes. That ought to solve everything, yep.
JesusWept - March 8, 2016, 8:38 am
Good posters, dizz! That Sharia-crap is dreadful.
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:37 am
Good thing I'm not going to Pakistan anytime soon!
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:31 am
Not surprised to hear that. I had to go into town a few times during a stay in the middle-east. I was fully subject to Sharia Law and its full enforcement while in town. There is no way to describe what was like. Words like shocking, appalling, don't work
Reality Lord - March 8, 2016, 6:18 am

new law just passed in pakistan forbidding criticism of violence against women.


BIG FANCY WALTZ... which one's Matilda? -


TAGS: 1 2 3 step 1 2 3 turn 1 2 3 ooops sorry
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:59 am
Excellent, UP yours


meh -


TAGS: forum poster evolution sorry sloth
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 13, 2015, 10:17 pm
Good on you. I know outta the gate whether I got sumpm. Sundee, Mondee, whatever...wake me on Thanksgiving (gawd I love the retirement gig).
Silverheart - July 13, 2015, 9:00 am

It's only Monday morning, O'Gary, and Sunday to me with my bizarre work schedule. I'll put one in in a few hours, mkay?
GaryO - July 13, 2015, 7:35 am
Killer funny. Everbody rocked this'n last week. and now...this week....sheeesh


Sorry, pedophile -




Attention -


TAGS: army pigeon military sorry bunch
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 6, 2015, 4:21 am
Haha thank you
MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 1:12 am
A 5L...at ease Jesus!
JesusWept - February 4, 2015, 11:32 pm
Thanks :)
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 10:35 pm
I love this. What the original stuff was, and still should be. Simple/funny


REMEMBER, -




Apology -




Macho -




Well hung stockings -


TAGS: messed with store display bags of ***ks ugh christmas crap already sorry guys
Rating: 4.91/5

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:16 am
I've been known to arrange letters too. What's funny is the number of people who DON'T notice! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:06 am
HA! Nice one L L L L L


Sorry -


TAGS: sorry cake fix
Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:21 am
Either an "uncle" is apologizing for getting caught bumping mommy dearest, or daddy is apologizing for making his little precious, or a BF went ****ing! All 3 situations awkward and funny! 5 LOL lions, JW!
JesusWept - May 9, 2015, 11:00 am
HUH?
Reality Lord - May 9, 2015, 10:41 am

...every gamer


Sorry To Say ! -


TAGS: sorry
Rating: 4.25/5

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